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Bells Hells depart from their new allies and head to Yios, where they are quickly dazzled by the lake-top metropolis’ glamor and gambling…
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HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
0:15 Contractors unionize against Sam
3:40 Intro cinematic
5:30 EPISODE STARTS
8:55 Recap Ends (Matt doesn’t describe the flesh)
10:15 Rainforest café (Laudna roasts Chetney)
11:25 Chetney has curly toes
13:35 Throwing a dead rabbit at Laudna
15:35 Discussing the theater
20:25 An official contract
22:05 Giving Pate a heart
23:20 FCG gets an extra tongue (Orym shows off his sword)
24:55 Laudna and Fearne
30:00 Uther and Orym
33:25 Fearne trains Laudna
39:40 Fearne’s hair is not gone
41:10 Ashton and Annaline
44:40 FCG’s rabbit
45:25 Annaline and Pockopea
49:40 Manad and Fearne
51:15 Fearne is still hot
53:30 Travel Day 10 (Reshipes)
55:05 Denalia is great
57:05 Sam’s wishlist
58:10 Qoreo (and Yos)
1:01:20 Orym and Chetney
1:03:10 The wolf is so bad
1:06:15 Orym slid it in
1:07:20 Seedling, the Wayward Pilgrim
1:08:20 Golden Gods
1:09:15 Travel Day 11 (stupid easy day)
1:12:15 Guessing Matt’s spelling
1:14:35 Yios
1:19:15 Lakecap Skyport and Lounge
1:26:10 BREAK STARTS
1:35:10 A Holiday Subscription for Love
1:37:50 Art Montage
1:39:50 BREAK ENDS
1:41:10 Captain Lyrios accent
1:49:05 Corpse Reviver
1:50:30 WOOOOOOOOO
1:51:30 Smelling cards
1:55:25 Calamari
1:57:20 Fearne has to poop
1:59:55 Detected thoughts (double decker)
2:03:55 Fearne the professor
2:05:45 The sentry’s hat
2:06:55 Asking cops where to do fun stuff
2:08:40 Cheating at games
2:13:10 The games
2:14:05 The slots
2:16:15 Fork of the Storm Game 1
2:16:45 Divination
2:19:55 Sexual tension
2:27:15 The worst joke in CR history
2:28:05 Griffin’s wall
2:31:05 Wow, gambling is great!
2:33:40 Chetney is swinging (fishing for a comp)
2:36:45 Fearne is mean to staff
2:38:40 Fearne is cancelled
2:39:35 Fork of the Storm Game 2
2:41:50 Imogen’s reroll
2:42:50 Dealer’s thoughts
2:47:05 Sam loves his friends (Travis is a cooler)
2:49:15 Table’s hot (impromptu performance)
2:51:20 Gotta come clean y’all… I’m actually Criss Angel, that’s how I post these so fast
2:53:45 Chetney likes the carpenter
2:57:10 Chetney’s test (more bad Vegas experiences)
3:00:45 Ashton diarrhea (they’re still in the airport)
3:03:35 Gas leak episode (please send shrimp)
3:05:25 10 gold tippers
3:08:10 Ashton and Pate (did Ashton… take something?)
3:11:35 Offering Imogen a bath (an escape)
3:15:25 Imogen and her mother
3:22:55 Orym cleans house
3:23:45 Landon gives belated advice
3:25:50 Tour of Yios
3:46:45 How many Mercers of hair?
3:48:00 The college office
3:49:40 Is Landon a secret dragon?
3:50:35 Birds attack
3:53:15 Episode Ends
The in-game start date for the episode was the 5th of Fessuran in the year 843. Sam’s gas can is a wishlist. On it are “Mirror (that only reflects me), Personal Sommelier, New fake Sam (less sexy), Teeth enlargers, New friend (less famous than me), Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1988, Duet w/ Dolly Parton, World Peace”
Well, I finally pulled the plug and deleted Twitter, not that I used it to post much. In the New Year, I’d like to use maybe Tumblr or Instagram or something to keep trying to promote cool DnD/TTRPG things to people. I appreciate all of the people who have followed me over the years to show support, hopefully one day I’ll actually be modestly interesting on other platforms, not just here.
Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?
02:10:10.
03:23.16.
I love references to past campaigns.
c-ya:-j
Yios reminds me of Water 7 from One Piece
I love this role-playing the level up <3
RTA Respect the Actor
I love that Matt has to authorize the cheating 🤣
I love Pate so much 😂
Ashton to Pate: "I'm gonna make you a fancy hat."
Pate: "Apology accepted!"
Me: "Wait, was that 'I will make a hat for you', or 'I will make a hat from you'?"
8 months behind.
I'm so close…
Este é o tipo de informação que eu procurava.
OK so I'm late to the 3rd campaign, still trying to catch up. I love that this episode is so chill. I was cracking up while they gambled. Reminds me of 1st campaign.
Stop drinking the coffee.
Ashton at 2:12:37: A.G.A.D. 1312 lol
Is there an ASMR compilation of Matt Mercer calmly describing cities and landscapes?
I decided to play along with fork of the storm, and I rolled max along with chetney in the first round 😳
Did anyone else catch that Ashley fully fudged the roll when Fearne was fudging the roll?
1:48:28
nat 1 "you have never been more sure that no one can see you" *proceeds to metagame the nat 1 rather than the roleplay of not being seen*… fukkin A. unpopular opinion here but thats some of the stuff they got pissy at sam about in Campaign 1.
Since recently making it to this episode, this has been the one I've pointed people to who've asked me anything in the vein of "what's D&D like?" Yes there's combat and drama and what have you. But the unbridled fun here is so much easier for people to relate to right off the bat than something drama- or lore-heavy. I love the whole back half of this episode.
marathoning critical role until BG3 comes out, two more days…
Forever 21
I wish they would talk About what they choose at new levels, feats etc. Unless there's story reason to not disclose what class they leveled, it would be cool to hear their thought processes
I wish they would talk About what they choose at new levels, feats etc. Unless there's story reason to not disclose what class they leveled, it would be cool to hear their thought processes
The Qoreo-Yios bit has to be one of my favorite out-of-game moments in this table. Hope someone already clipped that.
Just like looking Texas Hold’them from Las Vegas, I love it, I was Laughing so hard.
this is the second DnD campaign I've seen that had a shrimp party
I need more Ashton in this series. I feel like he is left out a little bit…
Still waiting on the release of A Holiday Subscription for 2. Get your 💩 together, guys!
Honestly, when Liam was describing what the sword meant before revealing the name. My brain immediately thought he might of named it Wilhelm. It makes enemies scream.
Another good episode. Travis rocks so hard, he boulders.
Really wish the parents of the characters weren't so … timid all the time, if that makes sense; especially Imogen's mum. 'Stay away', "No, I'm here", 'well, ok…' just … hmmm
slowly catching up over the last few months,watched campaign 1 2 and 3 up to this point and have to say,this is probably the best episode so far
this is their beach episode and i cannot get enough of it
1:12:30 all bets off on matt's spelling "needs more apostrophies!"
John 3:16-17 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Because God sent his Son into the world,❤
A pre-shit workout in the morning is insane lol
Chetney and Orym interacting makes me want to wrap them both up and keep these sentimental dorks safe. Theyre so damn sweet and you can tell chetney loves the wolf orym carved for him.
You're friend dies and leaves you his car,to celebrate you drive it to Vegas and party 😅😅😅😅😅
What happens in Yios, stays in Yios.
Gosh this is such a fun episode. I miss these kind of episodes ❤❤❤